Cats On Guard is an aviation themed podcast revealing decades of true stories never before shared with the flying public. Experienced airline pilots MC Howe and Rich Million offer a look behind the cockpit door. From mishaps inflight, on layovers, in training and more, most flight crews would never spill these secrets. We'll share our journeys to becoming pilots, living out of suitcases and surviving surreal adventures never before told. Cats On Guard will also review hotels, restaurants and Hollywood's take on flying. For anyone wondering what really happens in the flight deck, or anyone considering a career with the airlines Cats on Guard has the answers. Send us your questions to catsonguard@gmail.com. And there is a flying related answer to why its called Cats on Guard.
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Walk of Shame
#14

Walk of Shame

MC Howe and Rich Million share humorous and relatable stories about the unique challenges of using airplane bathrooms, the importance of bathroom breaks for pilots, and the absurdities of airport facilities. They also discuss personal experiences with food choices during flights and the impact of those choices on their comfort. The episode highlights the camaraderie and shared experiences of pilots and flight attendants, making it a light-hearted yet insightful exploration of life in the aviation industry.
Snacks on a Plane!
#11

Snacks on a Plane!

Rich Million and MC Howe dig deep inside the snack box to discuss all manner of inflight food. From coffee pot grilled cheese to tuna on tortillas, we've experienced every imaginable food hack necessary to survive a career in aviation.
Don't Say This To The Pilot
#10

Don't Say This To The Pilot

MC Howe and Rich Million, both seasoned airline pilots, share their experiences and insights about the life of a pilot. They discuss the frequent interactions with the public, the misconceptions surrounding flying, and the humorous yet frustrating questions they receive from passengers. The conversation also touches on the challenges of communication in the aviation industry and the reality of pilot work, including the pressures and expectations placed on them. Through anecdotes and light-hearted banter, they provide a unique perspective on the aviation world, making it relatable and entertaining for listeners.
Quirks, Creeps and Pee-Ice
#9

Quirks, Creeps and Pee-Ice

In this episode of 'Cats on Guard', hosts MC Howe and Rich Million delve into the quirky and often humorous world of aviation. They discuss the misconceptions surrounding pilots and flight attendants, share personal anecdotes from their experiences in crash pads, and explore the unique camaraderie among pilots. The conversation also touches on the impact of COVID-19 on the aviation industry and the humorous realities of life in airports and on planes.
Cats On A Plane!
#8

Cats On A Plane!

In this episode of Cats on Guard, hosts MC Howe and Captain Richard discuss their experiences with TSA regulations, no-fly lists, and humorous anecdotes from their time in the aviation industry. They share stories about vaping incidents, the absurdity of TSA rules, and the challenges of traveling with pets and children. The conversation highlights the quirks and challenges of airport security, providing listeners with a light-hearted yet insightful look into the world of aviation.